Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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