I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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