i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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