Sponge bath it is.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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