Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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