I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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