is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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