Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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