Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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