this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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