Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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