Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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