11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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