Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
You ever have a fart follow you around?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
