There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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