my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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