I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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