I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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