Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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