Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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