This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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