Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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