That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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