I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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