ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
