Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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