You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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