You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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