He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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