so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
God I need to hump something, right now.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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