$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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