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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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