No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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