my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
babies were throwing up all over the place
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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