she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
3pm strippers are depressing
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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