margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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