oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
