so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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