so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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