let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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