Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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