my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We are all done wearing pants today
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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