Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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