What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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