I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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