What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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