you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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