i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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