he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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