wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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