Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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