i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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