that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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