Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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