How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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