When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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